The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess.

"Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked.


"You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please", the hostess replied. Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available."

The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later.

"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class."

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued. "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone sooooo disgusting."

She turned to the black guy, and said. "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please take your hand luggage because a seat awaits you in the first class. "

At the moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.


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Oh yea, because this is such a widely spread snippet, here is something else for you people who have read the above:


How Dogs and Men Are the Same


- Both take up too much space on the bed.

- Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

- Both mark their territory.

- Neither tells you what’s bothering them.

- The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

- Both have inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.

- Neither does any dishes.

- Both fart shamelessly.

- Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

- Both like dominance games.

- Both are suspicious of the postman.

- Neither understands what you see in cats.


How Dogs Are Better Than Men


- Dogs do not have problems expressing affections in public.

- Dogs miss you when you are gone.

- Dogs feel guilty when they’ve done something wrong.

- Dogs admit when they’re jealous.

- Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

- Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).

- You can train a dog.

- Dogs are easy to buy for.

- The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (OK, really, the worst is rabies, but there’s a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gave it to you).

- Dogs understand what “no” means.

- Dogs mean it when they kiss you.