This is for all my lady friends and especially Fie.



Today, boys and girls, we do some studies on the male species of the human race.

Why don't guys think that guys are jerks? Why is it always the girls who think that guys are jerks? Well, there's a simple logic behind that.

Study case #1

Why don't guys think that guys are jerks?

Guys, when they are with their guy friends, behave in a totally idiotic monkey way to show how 'manly' he is. But when they're with their girlfriends they behave just like themselves.

With guy friends, guys put up a front and act as though they're retarded, just like everybody else. And everybody else acts the same, so that it’s become some sort of a social protocol.

This particular form of this species influence each other a lot. So their ego is inflated just by being with each other. When one tells of his exploits with his girlfriend or without, the others automatically does it to their girlfriends (or someone else other than their girlfriends).

Thus, they are blinded by their own actions, unable to see themselves for what they really are: jerks.

They think that there's nothing wrong with it as everyone else is doing it, so they go into it even deeper, thus making it difficult to see that all guys ARE actually jerks.

Study case #2

Why do girls think guys are jerks?

Because guys usually show their true self when they're with their girlfriends. They go all egoistic, and think that they're once in a lifetime hunks that happened to fall from the sky.

Or, they treat their girlfriends as 'venting' machines, literally. When they're in a bad mood, they take it out on their girlfriends. When they quarrel with someone, they want their girlfriends to side with them even though they were obviously in the wrong.

Guys can be so childish at times, no matter what the age. As their girlfriends, girls can only smile and comfort him like a child or there’ll be an imminent bicker again.

Girls see guys as they really are: sex starved gorillas. All they want is sex, sex, and more sex. Guys think with their pricks, and it is only the girls who can see this.

And as girls, girls see so much more of guys than guys actually know. And from experience, girls usually deduce: guys are jerks.

Study case #3

Although guys think girls are horrible wenches with PMS 24/7, and girls think that all guys are jerks/bastards, neither can live without the other.

Study closed.



p/s: The studies concluded above does not eradicate the fact that some girls ARE scary witches with PMS 24/7. It just facts from a girl’s point of view.

Plus, it was generalized. Some guys I know (as friends) are actually nice monkeys once out of the company of their guy friends. I know that there must be more of this type of guys running around, but did not have the pleasure of meeting them.

Thirdly, it was not based on a particular person(s) I know. It was a mixture of people and real life account from female friends.

I apologize if it sounded like you, although if it did, you probably deserved it. And to those who got offended (guys), don’t take it too seriously.

In short, the war between girls and guys will NEVER be over. Trust me on this one.