Had my birthday on the 26th.

Yes! I’m finally old enough to get laid!

Now don’t start having funny ideas after this.

Well, a few days before my BIG DAY, baby and me went to woodlands to fix my Bluetooth



And we had pasta at causeway point.



While having our pasta (which tasted like shit), a guy donning the God of Fortune’s costume went berserk and ran around throwing stuff everywhere.



After the meal we went shopping and completely forgot about my Bluetooth. Darn.

The excerpt below is not authored by me. It's there purely because I find it funny.

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope - Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm delivering' a bridge...here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, “Are you still here?” I replied, “No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here’s your sign.”

ok peeps, the following advice came from a newfound friend online, april (or feathers) http://mytenfingers.blogspot.com/

those bolded and in colours have my heartfelt sentiments so peeps (guys especially) do take note ya?

15 rules of DON'T!! (courtesy of feathers)

A little top for those who are currently single or going after any particular target. The content DO NOT arrow any particular person although some of u might find it familiar. It reflect my personal views only and does not necessarily represent the majority of the female population. I will not be held responsible for any failure in courtship or relationship resulting from following the 15 rules stated. If u are still curious u may continue to read this entry.

1. Don't meet up more than 3 times a week!! Most of you guys should know what "personal space" means. For those who don't, please spare a thought for her other suitors as well, as treating her other suitors well will win u some brownie points.

2. Don't be stingy. It's ok to go dutch if she offers to pay. If she doesn't, then it's about time to open up your wallet to check if you can afford her.

3. Don't act as if you don't care when you do. But of course if you can act well, go ahead. If not, don't make yourself look like a clown trying to impress her by acting like you can resist her charm. She knows you better than you think.

4. Don't even hint that you like her when she is attached. It just shows that you are a jerk!!

5. One thoughtful gift is more than enough. Please spare a thought for her if you intend to flood her room with useless gifts. The most memorable gift I received is an eye drop from a stranger I have never met, my eye was reacting horribly to some allergies at that time. That stranger is now my bf. Winnie the Pooh, Mickey Mouse and Hello Kitty is sooooooooo OUT already. Unless you're going after a teenager, you can forget about it altogether.

6. Handicrafts are nice and sweet only when you are 16. Grow up!! Not that we want to be materialistic but lets be realistic, those things does nothing but take up space and attract dust!

7. Don't say "Lets just be friends" if u secretly hope otherwise. Its the same with "Lets be brother and sister" when you're hoping for something else. Its a big fat lie!! I'm sure you wouldn't like to be lied to. She will feel so betrayed if she ever finds out the truth.

8. Don't criticize her no matter wat. She will remember very well. Suitors are forever second rated friends, not because gals like to treat them like slaves but its more to the fact that you are there for her cos' u have a motive. Simple as that.

9. Don't tell her that she is the most beautiful woman on earth even if she is. All women want to be treated like human, and not like some goddess. Who needs to be pressured to look good in front of their partner at all times? If she loves hearing all that praises, she probably loves herself too much to be your gf. Get the idea you mortal boy?

10. Don't be too confident of yourself no matter how charming you think you are. We women love nothing more than seeing a Mr Smart Guy get his big ego burst and watching him fall flat on his face from his little dreamland up there. Thats for underestimating us. Ha!

11. Don't cling on more than 6 mths, max. Just face it, if she likes you for even a tiny bit, she probably would've accepted you ages ago.

12. Don't be an angel. We don't want to look like a mortal or worse, devil beside you with your angelic thoughts and actions. We also don't need our parents nagging at us for “bullying” you. Quit acting like one, we know you are not one!!

13. Don't pressurize any gal into accepting you. Believe or not, this is one of the most successful method used BUT thats for small gals. Big gals know how to tell you to get lost if they don't like the pressure you are giving them. And also, the relationship normally won't last because they didn't think clearly when accepting you. They just want to get that noisy buzzing sound outta their ears.

14. Don't ever piss their BEST FRIEND off!! Most of you should already know the amount of bad mouthing she can do to you. Even if she doesn't, the eye rolling expression she gave at the sound of your name can do a big enough damage.

15. Don't be a copycat, or worse, ask someone else to do the “romantic” things you claim you did for her. For example: going after her because your friend is going after her friend, send her flowers because her other suitors did, bring her to the beach because the whole world is doing it… blah blah blah… The least romantic thing is to copy ideas from other people. Make an effort to THINK and be SPECIAL.

Well.

Life is such that, one has to face humanity eventually no matter how cold one is.. (note: today’s blog isn’t funny or entertaining; I hope it will be educational instead)

Yesterday while on the mrt homeward bound from school, a couple sat across me.

This couple was different from all the others in the cabin. People stared and looked away quickly, as if they didn’t want to see such a sight.

An old lady. Silently wiping tears from her face as her husband sat in his wheelchair facing away from her.

She had difficulty maneuvering his wheelchair as she was pretty weak herself. After clicking on the brakes, she sat down.

She looked at me apprehensively, as if she had something to say, but then quickly turned away.

She wiped away her remaining tears and put a smile on her face as she talked to her husband, asking him if he was comfortable in his wheelchair.

She sat down again after making sure that her husband was comfortable.

Lost in her thoughts, she started crying again. And perhaps realizing that people in the cabin were staring at her, she desperately tried to hide her tears but the more she wiped, the more they fell.

And all this while I was sitting across from her, wondering if there was anything I could do to comfort a total stranger.

I wish now that I had went over to comfort her, to talk to her or something.

As I prepared to get off at my station, she wiped away the last of her tears, put on a radiant smile and asked me if we were at amk. I stopped and told her that it was three stops away, and hurried off the train as the doors were closing.

As the doors clamped shut, I immediately wished that I hadn’t got off. I cursed myself for not staying and accompanying her and her husband to amk, or possibly even to their destination.

I shocked myself by crying.

There must’ve been something that she or her husband was going through for her to weep uncontrollably in public.

I could actually feel her pain inside.

Deep inside.

As most of you know me, I am a cold-blooded monster when it comes to humanity. I don’t like kids. I don’t find the lives of others interesting, nor do I even care. I shy away from humanity, I try to hide, to prevent it from getting into me, but still..

Humanity gets to you. Eventually.

haHA! ta-da~ cool, isn't it?

I'm talking about my new blogskin, you idiot.

Anyways, I'm always on the lookout for anything new, so my skins will change from time to time.

This is my current fave. It really nice if you're not sexually biased, really.

Hate the ad. It totally ruins everything. Anyone knows how to take it out?

Okie I know I've haven't been in like, forever, but hey, I'm a busy girl!

I was referred to this website by Alex, ministryofpets.com which is a forum for all pet owners. Squeezed a lovebird out of my boyfriend because of this.

His(hopefully its a dude) name is Mika(ok its a dudette's name)



and she's the sweetest thing ever.

Met a few friends online thru' MOP, namely Yuffie and Silvanus. Hello there! And they brought me to this birdshop at bedok. There, I was the mosquito center with all e mosquitoes having a bloodsucking fest on me.

1st mosquito: "and here kids we have the artery. notice the pulsing motion, producing fresh blood with every pump, so sweet and delicious.... *bite*"

2nd mosquito: "viva la jazzamin~"

ok this entry's not to be as crappy as hell, so I'm cutting the crap.

Went for a gathering with the bird people of MOP yesterday. There was silvanus, yuffie, reno, oldowl, feathers with her friend, dent and his daughter, uncle shanlung, and not forgetting me and my boyfriend. Took lotsa pictures, you wanna see?

Beg me.



dent's daughter with her lovie (so cute~)



reno with his pipi



oldowl's puti grooming feather's nico after nico attacked her



dent's inconspicious speckle looking like a quail



silvanus with uncle shanlung and venus

Sorry guys! Since I am the one holding the camera, there isn't a me in the pics to go around! But don't be sad, I know that you want me, and being the awfully generous dudette that I am, here I am!



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Cut me some slack, can ya? I'm having a bad hair day.