I Own You

Never mind that the island belongs to Miki. Never mind that the jar belongs to Miki too.



You will pander to my every whim because I own you.

Take it off now,



Yes, that's it.



Now bite on a piece of toast. Don't ask why, just do it!



For those who are interested in this lovely piece of ass, her name is Illusion Ferraris. She's lovely and sexy and incredibly hot. See if you can pick her up!

This Is Incredibly Funny




Probably the only Indian song I've ever finished in it's entirety. Anyways, seriously funny.

Quote: "shit, I have to pee"

Piglet

Whatever lah. Whatever lah hor.

Seriously, whatever. I don't even feel angry. I just feel..... whatever.

Pfft.

Cute

Linkie~! Look what your managers/colleagues did to you on the company timeslot board!



Poor Linkie. Looks like you though.

On a side note, Lazy and I have been attending the marriage preparation course that the very lovely April recommended (watch her journey into marriage here) at Bishan.



Copied April's picture cuz' it's nice.

We just went for our second lesson and we've finished with the MBTI test. Lazy is a INFJ while I am a INFP, which is pretty close. With regards to that last difference, the problems that the counsellor said were common for this category was really quite true. We don't have much problems regarding other issues. But we almost always talk it out so I'm guessing this won't be much of a problem for us as well.

The rest of you, don't get excited. Not gonna be anytime soon, so you all have AMPLE time to save up for ang pows. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!~!~!~!

Feed The Birds



Dame Julie Andrews in her stunning Mary Poppins (1964) movie.

Nice cameo appearance by Jane Darwell in her final film appearance too.

Doesn't this song wring your heart? Do you pass by bird women (figurative) everyday without even tossing them a look or a smile?

Unfortunately the video was spoiled by the Disney company, who decided to make it into a sing-a-long with lyrics and all. Argh. Of all colors, why yellow?

You Didn't Know That...


... someone could hate you so much unless you've had a sprained wrist and went to a traditional chinese physician.

After a torturing shoulder massage session last night courtesy of my mom, which left me aching from my shoulders down to my spine, and both my arms and hands, I decided to go to a chinese physician today because I couldn't even turn a doorknob without flinching.

The first thing the physician did when I sat down was to take my hand in his gently, JAM his thumb into the vein that was hurting the most, DRAG his thumb all the way up my arm following the vein. Without warning. I almost fell off the chair.

What happened next was incredible. He kept hitting the back my hand like I was a bad child who stole cookies from the jar. I think he was aiming for that vein itself because when it got swollen he seemed quite self satisfied.

Then he got some whatthehellisit from his cupboard and I asked if there were needles in it. He looked at me in the eye and said yes. So what happened after that was that you could see a girl panicking in the room, saying no no no no no and the physician laughing madly. Evil.

It was the suction cup thingy which had NO needles in it. He just wanted to see me panic. But what he did after that, I wish it had been needles instead. He did the sucking thing on the spot that hurt the most, dragged it across my skin and pulled it off sideways in one swift motion, and he did it again and again. And again.

After the suction-cup-torture, he went back to running his knuckles across the vein. After a few minutes which seemed like an eternity, it was over.

Torturous, but the vein doesn't hurt now. Instead, the skin on top of the vein feels like they've been through a spin in the washing machine at top speed.

Please do not touch my left arm and hand for the next few day unless you want to risk a right jab (that would be on your left) from me.

A Blast From The Past


I found this in a Heng Eng Boon (provision shop that all who lives in this district knows) near my mom's workplace.



If I remembered correctly, this used to be very popular with kids, when I was a kid. Along with the Doraemon chocolates, which comes in a blue box and also with small toys, it used to be 50cents.

The chocolates inside were round balls with a biscuit center. A big packet of chocolates and a small tinker toy.

Changes since that decade...



Tiny. Also, the toys used to be those kind you found in Kinder Surprise eggs, except of a lower quality. Still, toys.



Not that this isn't good, but having a puzzle kind of loses the old charm of this particular snack.





It's cute, I'll give you that, but a Winnie the Pooh puzzle just doesn't seem to cut it as "toys from the cassette ages". If you don't know what a cassette is, you're probably from the CD or MP3 ages.

Annoyed


Dude, if you were initially busy with whatever that you have, just say so. I'm not blaming you for prioritising the whole world before us, I'm blaming you for not saying so in the first place.

You were the one who said at the Autumn Festival meetup that you might be interested in going to Tang Dynasty, which is why I organised it. Then, we have to wait for your bike to be ready. Then, this week busy. That week busy.

When I decided to put my foot down and hound you for a date, pushing the date further and further for you because you said this week busy, that week busy, then you turn around and said that you weren't interested, that you're going to be busy these few weeks, and ultimately, give whatever excuses that you can find to not come.

Seriously. If initially you say that you weren't interested in it, I wouldn't have to push the date for you again and again, and ultimately come back to the original date right?

Fed-up.

P.S. The reason why this appeared here is simple. You would rather this appear here than in the forum. I'm letting you have the last word there so you don't lose face. But I'm probably not calling you again.

Goodbye, you who once used to be closest to us.

Song Pick Of The Week

This has been near my favourite song in like, ever, from near one of my favourite black singers in like, ever.




I saw this video on MTV around year 2000, and got hooked ever since.

Wyclef Jean, everybody, in "911".

B.U.L.L.

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20081018/tap-singapore-politics-opposition-rights-06f3cb7.html

...S.H.I.T.

I agree what Human Rights Watch said in the last sentence though.

Linda and Damon's Wedding



Pretty pretty!

Random Peektures

Look what Lazy bought!



SL shots





I sat there for like an hour and Wolfy didn't even stir.



Mandy's curious about Mika. Mika's also very curious about Mandy.





We caught THIS many prawns! Sin Ming prawning place, 2 rods, 3 hours, Lazy and my sister and me. Again, why did we catch so many prawns?

*ahem* Jee wasn't there. *ahem*



I made these during a mahjong game because the players were hungry. And hungry players are tu-lan players. So obviously, being the immature kids we were, we HAD to have fun with the food.

Come Away With Me




Come away with me in the night
Come away with me
And I will write you a song

Come away with me on a bus
Come away where they can't tempt us
With their lies

I want to walk with you
On a cloudy day
In fields where the yellow grass grows knee-high
So won't you try to come

Come away with me and we'll kiss
On a mountaintop
Come away with me
And I'll never stop loving you

And I want to wake up with the rain
Falling on a tin roof
While I'm safe there in your arms
So all I ask is for you
To come away with me in the night
Come away with me

Abrupt

Random Squawk: You keep saying that I only blog bad things about you. Dude, take a look at your own blog. Do you blog anything good about me too?


Not just an abrupt change in attitude toward you, but an abrupt change in feelings for you too.

All because of one person.

Worth it?

If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have seen that side of you who hadn't stood up strongly for me, but instead let him break us apart.

If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have seen that side of you who would do things for him that you wouldn't for anyone else.

So on top of intensely disliking his overall character and his incredibly sexist behaviour, your behaviour is driving me away. Again.

So wheeee. Let's all hop back on the merry-go-round again.

W.B

It makes me sad to see you so sad.

I'm sorry I can't do more to help. But I promise that I will help as much as I can.

No matter that your decision and no matter what you do, as a friend, I will always support you.

And I promise to always be there, as a friend, should you need someone to fall back on.

You take good care of yourself now, ya hear?

Whatever The Fish Happened To Free Speech?

From Yahoo! News today :-

Kangaroo T—shirt trio may face contempt proceedings

SINGAPORE : Singapore’s Attorney—General (AG) has applied to the High Court to commence contempt proceedings against three individuals who are alleged to have impugned the reputation of the country’s judiciary.

They are John Tan Liang Joo, Isrizal bin Mohamed and Muhammad Shafi’ie Syahmi bin Sariman.

According a statement from the AG’s Chambers, the three appeared in the new Supreme Court building wearing identical white T—shirts bearing a palm—sized picture of a kangaroo dressed in a judge’s gown.

A kangaroo court or trial refers to a sham legal proceeding or court.

The incident occurred in May this year while a hearing to assess damages for defamation payable by Chee Soon Juan, Chee Siok Chin and fellow members of the Singapore Democratic Party was taking place in the building.

The defamation action had earlier been brought against them by Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong and Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew.

If the High Court grants the AG’s application, the three respondents will be officially notified of the proceedings against them and a hearing date will be set for them to make their arguments in open court. — CNA /ls

They're not even speaking! Bringing lawsuit against people wearing T-shirts? Seriously overreacting.

No seriously. The world human rights activists really need to see this. Singalorleans are too timid to speak up, we even have one tiny corner where protests are recently finally allowed (protests are only allowed at the tiny speaker's corner, nowhere else), and even those are under strict control. A word out of place, LAWSUIT. A toe out of line, LAWSUIT.

Who the fish in Singalore dares to speak up nowadays? Wear suggestive T-shirt, LAWSUIT. Put up white elephant cut-outs, (almost) LAWSUIT. Whoever the person is who set up the white elephant gag, I salute you!

..... Wait, will saluting white elephant gaggers get me a LAWSUIT as well?

After awhile, it gets boring. The initial examples were already set, so.... how long will it take for them to understand that winning a defamation lawsuit does not render you a better character to the public? I think it only worsens your reputation. Hmm...

Cute

I have a very cute white brother.



Not to mention Mr Vainpot too.

Overboard


Ok, now you've gone overboard.

1 - Secret communications behind my back.

2 - Agreeing to secret communications behind my back.

Fun right? Come, let's everybody have secret communications behind each other's back.

Wheeeeeeeeeee~

And to think I was fucked up enough to think you would like the fucking rubik cube I bought for you today.

Let's.

痛

早已常识过无数感情上的伤痛，认为自己懂得如何好好保护自己的心，任何人连碰都不能。

除了初恋之外，从来没让过自己毫无保留，放纵的去爱过。在每一份感情里看到的未来都是痛，所以一直以来都带着一定要保护自己的心态来面对全世界。

在这段三年的感情里，到现在才刚刚学会不保护自己，把整颗一点防卫都没有的心都完完全全的交给他。痛，是有痛过，而且还是很痛，很痛。但是如果现在的我不学如何完完全全的相信他，我们在一起的未来也就不怎么明亮了。

当我生平第一次躺在手术桌上，心情很矛盾。就在护士小姐替我打麻醉针那刹那，我像婴儿般的涛声大哭。

不是因为怕痛。

No Surprises There

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/cna/20081014/tap-524-lee-chee-siblings-ordered-pay-s-231650b.html

Tell me, were you ever expecting any other outcome in our small, hot, tropical, controlled island?

The C Word

Everybody else was right in saying that he won't stay hidden for long, that he will come back despite his numerous declarations that he's going away.

He contacted Lazy today and asked him out for dinner. Alone. A request made frequently by him in the past. Please lock your girlfriend up at home and come out alone because I don't want to see your girlfriend. Which is not wrong by nature, except for the fact that Lazy refuses to let me go for dinner with my own friends alone. Which is also not an unreasonable request given that Lazy's afraid of losing me, but the bad feeling could've been erased if I had been allowed to go along with him.

When Lazy called me and talked to me using his guilty voice, I knew something was up. Go lor, I said, using my most nonchalent voice. I know I haven't been the best of girlfriends, and with Lazy single-handedly supporting my new business startup, the least I could do is to let him go have his fun alone.

He wasn't asking for permission. He was asking if I minded or not. Either way, he could have gone without asking, but he took into consideration my feelings for his actions, which was very, very sweet of him.

Lazy's been the most supreme awesome boyfriend ever. Yes, he occasionally drives me barking mad with his nonchalence and sometimes brainlessness, but on the whole he's been peachy peach.

He used to be living under C's shadow, being commanded around and always made to believe that he is unable to do anything right. Ever since C left, he's become so much more of a man, with his growing confidence and sense of security. I always believed that a confident man is a competant man, and Lazy is my living proof. He's so much better at everything now, and is in total control of his own life.

I don't want him to go back to who he was, but I don't want him to not be able to do what he wants to do just to make me happy.

It's a dilemma for me as well. I used to hate this guy. But I have confidence in my Lazy to not be affected by C anymore now. And I'm learning to let go of any hangups for Lazy's happiness. Lazy wants me to be happy, so I want Lazy to be happy too.

C can dislike me all he wants, because all I care about is only Lazy. I lurve my Lazychoo choo choo.

I'm gonna stay at home and be a good girl for Lazy tonight.

AWESOME!

I got caught up with reading failblog today, and I found this:




I wanna learn how to do this!

Ggrrrr


IT guy. Love laptop more than me.

*pouts*

My Very Own Stalker

Our dear friend Seiryu has successfully blackmailed me into removing this post.

Argh! Sei, you is good. Wait 'til I get hold of your stalking skills, then I stalk you back!

Updates On The Little Girl





Some free toy toy given by Pet Lover's Centre when we ordered dog food delivery. Mandy doesn't like it when we take her toy toy from her mouth, and will do funny funny things like lie down to prevent us from taking.



Don't take my toy toy~







Being loyal Earth Cafe supporters, we went there again with Mandy.

This time, we've got pictures.

This was my meal. I wasn't feeling too well, so only had appetite for two small sandwiches before I chucked the rest at the Lazy.



Lazy had what I had previously, their fish 'n' chips.



Mandy tried something new. If I remember correctly, this should be their doggy din din.



After lunch, we went to our usual haunt - Bishan Park dog run.

Peanut was there,



.. this time sporting a gold chain. Her little girl must love her so very much.

We spotted a Great Dane some way off. Lazy was very amused because he's never seen one in real life before.



Huge.









That black spot on the right is a small dog, not a pigeon.

Goodbye To The Old, Hello To The New



This was Lazy's and my couple rings we bought from M+Y last year. Because of my allergies for certain metals, I can only get stainless steel or silver-grade-and-above rings. This was stainless steel.

Lazy said the other day that he wanted for us to change our rings every year, since it was quite cheap and it's nice to have different rings now and then, we went ahead and got this:





Bought at Bishan Junction 8 for $129 a pair with free engraving. I think it's quite cheap because it's quite chunky and the carvings on the top are quite intricate.





It's from one of the pushcarts called Love Bugs. They're selling stainless steel jewellery, which is perfect for me.



Nice?

Cute

The Lazy backside can be supremely cute at times.

The other day we were at Bishan for lunch with a couple of friends. I was telling him about the massive amount of people getting married recently.

When we got out of the car, Lazy sheepishly and incredibly nonchalently asked me a question.

"Darling," *shy* "you..... want to get married with me?" *shy* *shy* *blush* "You don't want.." *pout*

DON'T HAVE LIKE THAT ASK ONE LORRRRR! Like asking me if I want to go shopping with him like that.

No no no no. I want lomantic lomantic proposal. Like that then you can have your answer.

*sticks out tongue*

Definitions


Term: Civil War

Pronunciation: see-evil wor

Definition: See "Pronunciation"

Rationalization:
- My sister and I fight about who gets the last piece of chocolate in the fridge.
- We start throwing egg-bombs into each other's room and at each other's door.
- Nobody clears up after themselves.
- House smells like shit after a week.

Now put that perspective into country affairs, substitute egg-bombs with real bombs.

Get the picture?

civil war
–noun
a war between political factions or regions within the same country. - Dictionary.com

PS: The above is just an example. Did not actually happen because I lurve my sissy-ter.

Just Some Random Post

Random Squawk: I've dealt with it. I don't want to talk about it. And the relief is that this time, nobody else other than Mom, sis, Lazy and my white brother knows about it, so when the problem is solved I don't have to do much explaining.



Found pretty pretty outside my door yesterday. Lazy saw her silhouette from downstairs when we were out for Tracy's nightly walk.

I'm living on the 5th floor. Hope pretty pretty gets down safe.

And also..



We're.. kind of.. looking for houses. In Yishun.

Anyone knows of any agents who can help?