Gawd, I am in such a foul mood now.

Bad hair day, bad mood day. Get the fuck away from me.

Anyway, stayed up the entire night yesterday just to finish the Da Vinci Code. If you've read it, congrats to being an elite part of an enlightened group. If you haven't, what are you waiting for?

Jesus Christ was a mortal, Mary Magdalene was his wife and the bearer of his child. Mona Lisa's secret behind her mysterious smile. There are so much more, but I don't want to spoil the surprise for you people who haven't read it yet.

*shit, I think I've revealed too much already*

And to those who found the book boring (namely that fat girl from the forum), you are a complete nincompoop. I bet you don't even understand what the author is trying to say. Oh ya, I bet you 'claim' that the book is boring because it challenges your faith.

You who wear your heart proudly on your sleeve. It's really irritating. If you really revere God, you would revere him in your heart and not run around claiming that you love God and irritating people who aren't Christians. It's people like you who make other non-Christians dislike Christians.

(note: I said Christians, meaning the people who follow that religion. Not the religion itself. So don't come shouting at for ruining "the good name of Christianity". And don't come preaching to me about how "good" and "true" it is, I know far too much about the religion to believe in it.)

Anyway, does anyone know how to play Guy Sebastian's 'Angels Brought Me Here' on guitar? I need to learn it in time for Leeling jiejie's wedding, so I can play for her on stage.

Yes, I know there'll be thousands of people and I'd probably just shame myself, but somehow I feel that I simply MUST gather up my courage and do it. So what if I make a blunder? It's not as if I'm doing something shameful.

Hm.. there's this lovely creature down beside my computer table.



And she's been there accompanying me all throughout my cursings and ramblings (I'm in a bad mood, remember?), not to mention hearing me repeatedly sing "Angels Brought Me Here", trying to reach the high and low notes.

Have planned a schedule for studying, seeing as there's only three months left to my exams. I won't be going out of the house often anymore, except if someone offers to pay my clubbing entrance fees on a Friday night *grins*.

Just look at this now..



The domestic helper who comes in the morning everyday is going to have a fit when she sees this. Aren't we evil?

Watched ET on tv for the first time today.

Point deduced: Steven SPIELBERG is truly a great director. I mean, who else could've directed a movie in 1982 that could rival modern day movies? And the kid has really high pitched voice. And Drew Barrymore looks exactly the same, except bigger (and perhaps chubbier).

On first impression, ET seems like a midget with a squashed appearence who contracted skin disease. He looks ugly, and that was me being nice. But as the show progresses on, ET started tugging at our heart strings to the point where he had actually became cute, running after Yoda grunting "home, home" in delighted gasps.

I can understand why the scene where ET, the boy and the bike flew across the sky became some sort of a trademark. I mean, he's the bloody mascot of some filming company!

BUT, has anyone ever wondered why ET's spaceship came to Earth? They didn't come just to drop ET off, did they?


Scene 1, inside the spaceship:

ET's dad: ET! Sit down and eat your gobbledegook like a highly intelligent being!

ET runs around stark mad, arms flailing and making spurty noises.

ET's dad: ET! You better stop it or else!

ET's mom: Listen to what your dad says, little meteorite. The force is, after all, with him.

ET hides behind his mom's skirt and makes farting noises.

ET's mom: Why you little @#%$, come here! *takes out whip*

ET grabs hold of the whip and swings his mother around on the other end.

ET's mom: Stop it.. little creature from the moon.. wait till I catch hold of you...

ET's dad: *suddenly spotting Earth* hey little meteorite, we're going to the Earth to have some fun! Doesn't that sound exciting?

ET stops waving around the whip and nods enthusiastically.

Spaceship lands on Earth and ET alights.

ET's parents: Haha! Goodbye you horrid little midget! *closes gate* We're off to produce more civialised highly intelligent beings!

Scene ends with ET's parents having a romantic time inside while spaceship flies off.


Well, that wasn't too bad for a totally fabricated story, wasn't it? There isn't any proof, therefore concluding that the scene above was totally bullshit. But wait, I have the true story here with me, completed with evidence!



ET touching an image of a flower on his own planet. He yearns to come to Earth as he heard from a friend of his (who stole television soap operas off the satellites) that a very pretty species of homo sapiens love flowers and that by giving it to them, you get a power energizer.

In his own planet, they do not eat food. They rely on power energizing which comes in the form of a kiss, usually between parents and kids. Being an ugly midget with a squashed face, his parents don't kiss him much. His bull-shitty friend had told him that "power energizing" from a girl works hundredfold.

ET mulled over it day and night. Finally, he persuaded his friend to come with him to Earth. Upon descent, his friend's megacell rang. It was his mother, asking him to buy groceries. ET's friend left ET on Earth to go about his quest while he went off to buy gobbledegook groceries for his mother.

ET went around searching for flowers. He searched high and low. He searched here and there. Finally, he found a bunch.



It wasn't easy getting that bunch of flowers, he had to murder that shadow at the back with his extra long finger by sticking it where the sun don't shine.

Now, for the girl. He wandered left and right, here and there and finally, he found a specimen. She was shorter and smaller that he expected, but she was a girl...



ET: "Kiss me, my lady, and I will make you fly."

She comtemplates. "Really? But you're so ugly I might throw up on you. Give me the flowers first."

ET: "No kiss no talk."

SHE: "Okay.. here goes.."



SHE: "Urgh! Now hand over that pot of flowers and make me fly!"

ET remembered his friend's departing words.. "Bring me back a pot. I want some er.. energizing too!" He wondered why his friend said it with glee and a glint in his eye.

Suddenly, there was a mechanic whirring sound. His friend came back! With one last gleeful look at the girl who was stretching out her hand for the flowers, he bounded off towards to spaceship with the pot in hand. As it lifted off, he wrote something on a piece of paper and threw it down at the girl.

She picked it up and scanned through the scrawls. She looked up, gave the shrinking spaceship the middle finger, threw the paper on the floor and stomped off in a huff.

*camera focuses in on that piece of paper on the ground*

"Don't trust a midget who promises to make you fly. Especially one who looks like that bonzo driving the spaceship."



Wow. I'm actually amazed at the kind of crap I can come up with at 4 in the morning. *yawns* Good night all. I'm off to cook up more plots of destroying a movie.

Raining.

Little drops of crystals, finding their way into the earth, giving new life everywhere.

Haven't been in as regularly as I'd wish to, but hey! I've been busy!



Ok, I've just been lazy.

Let's start from the day before yesterday. Now what happened then?

Ah yes. My new baby! This is my new baby.











I know there is more pictures than neccessary, but I couldn't help showing off. Isn't he beautiful? It's a HE, by the way. Don't ask why.

Tianbao drove me all the way to Sim Lim area to get this. The entire trip, starting from the point when I met him, consisted of nothing but drool. I drooled when I first saw his bike, was drooling all the way on his bike, drooled somemore at the bike shop, and drooled all the way back on his bike.

Ta-daa! The one-eyed cyclop.



*drools* No wonder I felt so thirsty.

Rolled around for awhile at home and then went out to meet Kegen. Kegen is such a sweetie! Sat around and chatted, having Shihlin chicken and starbucks coffee.. *drools somemore* and then went over to Phuture. Was hoping to meet Ben, but he was at club Momo. But never mind, I got to see Clinton busy working behind the bar!

Met a few new friends there at Phuture. This malay girl and her husband. Upon introduction, she immediately asked me to help her keep a lookout if her husband has any other girlfriends.

Wierd.

There were a few more, but I couldn't catch their names (or remember them either). I think one of them, his name was... buns. Eeww.

Shifted to Velvet underground soon after, enjoyed the air-con and the ambience there. The music was great! I think I'm in love with that place.

We had to go off early as Kegen had something else on. Aaww.

Woke up the next afternoon (yesterday, that is) and was whipped out to lunch by Y. He had yesterday all planned so it was lunch and movie at Suntec, and finger food for dinner by the Esplanade.



It was our month-iversary.

I know this may sound stupid to you, because it was to me. I used to think that if a couple celebrated month-iversaries, then anniversaries wouldn't be that special anymore.

Not anymore. Anything could happen within a year. What if you never got to celebrate an anniversary with the person most special to you? So many missed opportunities to make a day special and spice up the relationship.

Plus, it does makes an excuse to have yet another special together.

Back to the topic, we'd only just started on the finger foods when suddenly, there were bright flashes across the sky. Fireworks! NDP preview fireworks!

Fireworks on our month-iversary!

It was such a special day. Pity I didn't have my camera with me.

Anyways, now that I've finished with my sweet, sweet post, I'll leave you with something disturbing to ruin your day.

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I think only some females wouldn't find this disturbing. Heck, even I found this disturbing.

Gosh! No pictures for today.

I came in here without inspiration or any idea of what to write. Hopefully it gets less boring.

My muscles are aching so much today! Went jogging at the lower Seletar reservoir yesterday with Y. I've always been there at night, so the view (to me) was very different yesterday. I could clearly see the trees, the greenery, the water, it was so very picturesque!

After jogging, we went for basketball. Bloody idiots from the forum in wholivesnearyou.com didn't show up as planned. We shot a few hoops, shifted here and there, and then went jogging again.

I've haven't sweated so much in MONTHS. Now my legs are aching and I'm walking like a duck.

Hmz..

Yay~! Pictures of yesterday's gathering at Bishan Stadium is up!

Uncle Ronald's three golden retrievers posing as pigs.



My Tracy with Uncle Ronald's Britney.



Fifi



Cash!



Twinkle with Mika.



Maggie giving out doggie treats to the three greediest pigs there.



Which is which?



Cash, Professor and Twinkle.





Fifi and Tracy sitting prim and proper.



James and Angel with Cash and Professor.



Feathers and boyfriend with Nico and Gerger.



Party!





Who's this?



Let's go check it out. Eh, who's the other one?



Hmph, you have a clone, so do I!



A little bit of a havoc on the inside of the bar counter.



Aren't they beautiful?



Cash was so scared of the "yellow thingie"



Lazy Pappy getting a belly rub from Angel.



Uncle Ronald forcing Fifi onto Pappy.





Sweet baby Fifi.



The overall gathering





Anxious DD, D and James after spotting a ticketing officer.



And yes! We have another overgrown kid today!




Pappy is so beautiful! Love his eyes especially. They're so special!

We went to the Guiness star thingie show yesterday! Had banquet style dinner, saw Zhou Chuan Xiong, Ah Du and Alex To's performance from far, FAR away.

Ah Du's performance was great! If only he didn't wear that shiny gayish dress thingie. I think he has a new fan in me.

At the entrance, we had to leave our cameras with the counter because we weren't supposed to bring any in. I obliged.

After the event in which a dinner turned into a concert, we went happily to Changi to catch a bus back to Yishun. Just minutes after stepping out of the train station, mummy called.

"Mei, don't forget the digicam hor."

*Stun*

I almost had a heart attack searching for a cab to go back to the Expo. Y was smiling away *bish* when I was almost hyperventilating.

I've lost my phone here before, and I am not going to lose a camera here.

When we reached, the lights were all on and the staff were all clearing up. When they saw that I was rushing back for something, they immediately produced my camera. I was the last to collect my camera! Embarassing!

Glad to get my camera back.

When I woke up this morning, this tattoo mysteriously appeared on my left wrist.



Hmm.. I wonder where it came from..



Question of the day: How come Martha Stewart is in jail? Who is she anyway?

Can't seem to find any info from the net. Hmm.

Look what I found (yet again)!



MUAHAHAHA~! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

*gone mad again*

Cash loves me! He/she keeps on flying off his/her perch to come and find me. Aaww! Haven't yet sent his/her feathers for DNA sexing, so I don't know if he/she is a male or a female.

Didn't smoke a single stick today. An accomplishment?

Everyday seems too normal now. Don't really feel like going in to MOP that much anymore. It's just as I left it: a mad dog running around, who claims that people call him names but is actually calling a lot of people names, and shit stirrers everywhere. He's just too easy a target for shit stirrers. Too much war has driven a lot of people out, me being on the edge.

There's an outing tomorrow, however. It's at ****** Stadium, within a cafe. Hopefully, neither D nor this other plump irritating girl will be going.

Location undisclosed to prevent stalkers.

I will be bringing Tracy, Mika, Cash and Y.

There's this emptiness inside again. What am I to fill it up with?

Clubbing at Mdm Wong's on Friday. Shawn invited us there for Leeling jiejie's birthday. And no, we did not see Shawn hugging some girl and dancing away.

Woke up early today (Saturday, not Sunday). We're going to the Zoo! *excited*

I have been wanting to go to the zoo for so long! It's been months since I was last there. It's really changed a lot since I was last there.

Yes, I got over-excited and practically skipped along as we went from one enclosure to another. And no, I did NOT say "so cute!" for a few thousand times.

Pictures!

Warthogs (as in The Lion King's Pumba)





Kangaroos





Babboons!





And here's a sweet little thing beside his ( I checked. Confirm male) mother. So mischievous! Kept on wanting to run away to explore but his mother used his tail as a leash to keep him by her side. So sweet!







Mongoose (cute, aren't they?)





A pair of awe inspiring things that left me gaping:



This cute little thing was just a little bigger than my palm!



Erm.. actually I don't know what this is..



Penguins!



They call this a monitor lizard. Does this look like a monitor lizard to you?





A komodo dragon posing nicely for the camera



Something that made me squeal in excitement (again)



mmMMmm.. I like!



The newest attractions..



Not many people get to take this shot:







So sweet!





MUA! hiak





I look so zhuai I feel like punching myself.