The great Onnion a.k.a mahjong addict/kahki had an accident the other day. It was a minor one, right before he was due for a mahjong session with Lazy, Benny and I. The standard people for our twice weekly mahjong session.
Not one to go into much details, I won't go into how he got into the accident. It was around midnight when I received a call from Benny, saying that Onnion was unable to make it for the session because he was in an ambulance.
Fearing for the worst, Lazy and I picked up Benny and we rushed straight to the hospital. And we found this happy little idiot.
The happy little idiot was very happy because there was a pretty nurse on board with him on the ambulance. Idiot.
Not one to give up photo opportunities...
We chatted and waited with him at the waiting area for god knows how long (note: If you are in great pain and urgently need to see a doctor, don't go to the Accident and Emergency section of a hospital. Don't go to a hospital at all.)
The doctor, still under training, was an asshole who thinks that he's a higher cut above the rest. When Onn and Lazy asked him something, he bluntly answered "That's not my probem." (That's why I said not to go to a hospital.)
Onnion, having never sat in a wheelchair before, was having the time of his life.
Obviously, like the little kid in all of us, he turned it into a race / stunt car.
Shortly after being extremely pissed off with the doctor and Onnion having had his superficial wounds cleaned up, we were sent to have him bandaged. We had to wait again for an hour or so, with Onn exploring more and more stunts he could do with his wheelchair until it was his turn to go into The Room.
Couldn't understand why bandaging needed to be done inside the operating theatre, but we had fun with his emtpy wheelchair while he was in there. Alone. With a pretty nurse. And a scratched testicle.
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