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Jazzyme

I bite.


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Wishlist

Books

| Dan Brown - The Lost Symbol
| Mitch Albom : Have a Little Faith
| Haruki Murakami : Kafka On The Shore
| James Patterson : The Murder of King Tut
| Patricia Cornwell : The Scarpetta Factor
| Tim Burton : The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy
| Carl G. Jung : The Undiscovered Self
| Alexandra Horowitz : Inside of a Dog
| Tami Hoag : Guilty as Sin
| Muriel Barbery : The Elegance of the Hedgehog
| Audrey Niffenegger : The Time Traveler's Wife
| Michael Jan Friedman : Seeking Spirits

Stuff

| K7 GSXR-750
| GSXR 750 K7 tank bra
| Carbon Fibre bike parts
| Street legal K7 GSXR 750 Akrapovic exhaust full system
| Ballroom Dancing Heels
| Compaq Presario CQ35-213X
| Panasonic Lumix ZR1
| D-Link Wireless N USB Adapter
| The Godfather Trilogy DVD
| The complete collection of ALL May Day CDs and singles, including Ashin's singles

Places

Bali #2
Hong Kong
Taipei, Taiwan #4
Hokkaido - Japan
Paris - France
Venice - Italy
Florence – Italy
Portofino - Italy
Bordeaux - France
Barcelona - Spain
Holland
England
Vancouver - Canada
Auckland - New Zealand
Easter Islands
Isle Of Man
Scotland
Cairo - Egypt
Shanghai, Beijing - China
Maldives & Mauritius
Sau Paulo – Brazil
Los Angeles, USA
Las Vegas, USA
Montana, USA
Athens – Greece
Seoul – Korea #2
Milan - Italy
Rome – Italy
Berlin – Germany
Perth - Australia
Zurich
Johannesburg - South Africa Johannesburg
Copenhagen - Denmark
Aurora lights, Iceland
Prague, Czech Republic
Oahu – Hawaii
Whitechapel - London
Korvatunturi - Finland
Aztec & Mayan civilisations - Peru

Reads

Yang's Memoire
Baby Chloe
Baby Zayden
Kenneth
Mummy
Eileen
Jennifer
Feathers
Ting
Anthony
Tony Wu
Sash
Kenny Sia
Herbie
Innersanctum

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Currently Reading

This is why I take eons to finish

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Predator - Patricia Cornwell

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Dead Names - The Dark History of the Necronomicon - Simon

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Sophie's World - Jostein Gaarder

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The Lost Symbol - Dan Brown

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For One More Day - Mitch Albom
Monday, August 29, 2011

Lapdancing/Striptease Classes





Freaking painful!


I have bruises and aches in places I didn't even knew existed.


On the up side, because it was an all-ladies' studio, we were free to walk around in sports bras and hot short shorts.

First lesson alone was torturous. I don't know why I signed up for 7 more classes, but I did.


We did sexy walking, touching, basic movements, and floorwork. Oh god the floorwork. Technically the sexiest part of all, but also can easily turn gross with wrong expressions and movements.


The floorwork was also the killer for me, and probably the entire room full of girls. You can hear groans and muffled yelps, and the occasional thump of a girl whose arms gave out and who fell the the floor in a painful heap.


I'm still very much sore today, but it comes with an odd sense of accomplishment.


Onwards we GOOOOOOO!!!!!