Urgh


I am so angry I have to let off some steam here or I'll explode in office tomorrow.

There are two morons in my office. Wait, scrape that, there are two idiots with no brains and shallow character who are not fit to work in an office, in my office. Their names are EP and MJ.

MJ is an overall annoying rich pampered little boy who still has little boy show-off tendencies. He likes to stand behind the new batch's girls (read: me and two other new colleagues) and watch us as we work, as if he were our superior. He also has, on one occasion (which was caught, red-handed, by me) went through my e-mail messages without my permission. He likes to harass people early in the morning by walking around, standing behind people whilst they pretended to be busy to get him off their backs. He likes to ask what everyone's score was (i.e how many companies we made appointments with) all day long, and you can actually tell that he's gritting his teeth when he congragulates you on being better than him. Has an extremely vulgar mouth. He couldn't stop swearing and cursing whenever we're out of the office. He was voted THE most annoying person we have ever met.

EP is an atas-beng who has more brawn than brains. He forcefully reminds me of secondary school boys who constantly takes personal things of other girls just to get their attention. He is solely responsible for the scratch on my otherwise smooth phone. He also has totally no respect for other's dignity and space. He often picks up my phone and goes through it, sometimes with my permission, sometimes without, but keeps his possession and everything a great big secret. I wouldn't be surprised if his moonlighting is dealing with illegal stuff. He has an extremely chor lor character, and says offensive things without thinking. Either that, or he says offensive things on purpose behind people's backs.

Why am I so annoyed with these two?

I left office early (read: on time) yesterday and intended to do a certain thing today. I informed both J, my team leader, and JL, our operations officer, and was given the green light to go home.

After I got home, EP, MJ and another fellow colleagues were downstairs smoking when EP the fucking big mouth said very loudly, within earshot of our small boss, that I cannot be trusted to do what was assigned to me, and made a great big hoo-ha about it (still within earshot of our small boss).

I shot out an e-mail to them, CC-ed to my big boss, small boss, team leader J and operations JL.

EP was silent.

MJ, however, made another great big fuss about it, and immediately retaliated by speaking in Malay to my Malay colleague right in the adjacent cubicle from mine, telling her to teach me manners. Look, moron, manners is including you in the e-mail that I sent to everyone. No manners is (literally) talking behind people's back in a language that the person don't understand, and bad-mouthing her. No manners is still trying to look over that person's shoulder to see what she's doing at her table. No manners is freaking eavesdropping and offering your fucked up (not to mention offensive) opinion when nobody asked for it.

Seriously? You shouldn't have been born. Roasted pork would've been more useful.