A very belated 21st birthday picture post


There are simply too many pictures for me to comment on all of them, so I'll just turn this into a pictures only post. With maybe a few comments on the side.



Mummy and Daddy making their world-famouse marinated pork.





My daughters getting excited about mummy's birthday as well. Or maybe it was the food.







Day One - ACE colleagues





Extra helpers - Lazy, Benny and Poh Suan















First Night - Mahjong night





Happy drunk people



I like this shot



The Lazies - Greeny and Pinky













BBQ Night 2 - Friends and Family





























































































That was when the coke exploded in the freezer because 3 very inconsiderate people put it there and forgot about it. Was funny though.

Thanks to all who came, especially my mom who organised the whole thing, my sis for booking the chalet and my dad for his world-famous marinated pork. Heh.

Hi Big Brother


It's been a little over three years since you've been gone. We're all doing fine, in fact, we're going to be aunts and uncles soon when Zaiden and Chloe come, which should both be end of this month.

I've been bumbling around, but I've been doing good. Would've been better if you were here. Grandmama and Grandpapa are getting older, and Grandmama refuses to dye her hair anymore. Gan-ma has a fulfilling life with many things crammed into her days that even I have to make an appointment with her if I want to see her.

Everyone in the family has been doing good, and I know everyone misses you a lot. My mom, every time she knew I was going to see you at Mandai, she'd always ask me to bring along messages.

I kept my word, and I've always been riding with you. I know you're always nearby when I ride the fastest. When the wind rushes past me, I can almost hear you whisper faster... faster...

You've always loved the wind.

I've tried to find the place where you took me to the last time I saw you, but I couldn't find it. I know it is in Bishan park, but I've been there many times and couldn't find it. I still remember the CD that they were playing really loud when we were drinking. F.I.R's Fly Away.



I recently came across a couple of your riding photos online, and realized that other than the time you took me to drinking, I've never seen your passion before. Until I saw your group photo at PG, and a couple of you either beside your ZX-11 and in your helmet, I've never truly felt the urgent need to ride with you. To see you ride.

They say that time heals all wounds. What a load of bullshit. It still hurts as much inside as it did at the funeral three years ago. The memories are still as fresh, the stinging is still as deep.

I can still taste the ashes. I can still feel the tears.

I can still feel the wind in my hair...

I've got some awesome stuff to show ya


But my wireless mouse is kind of kooky now and I can't edit the photos. Anyone got an extra I can borrow? I've got like a million photos to sift through and edit what I think is post-a-ble (is there such a word?).

Lazy's gone off to reservist and I am stuck at home with a spoilt mouse. ARGHGHGHGH!

*That was a hint to ask me out. Please submit your applications by next week and it will be processed within two working years.**

Paradox

Following my previous post which puts me one notch above emotionless, I thought I could be hurt anymore. Seems like I can.

Seems like I've spent so much time building walls up against Lazy that I've neglected to protect my back. So the very vulnerable wall-less side of me was like a free-for-all hunting-season shooting ground.

And shoot they did.

With the aid of Lazy, my mother took a shot at me today which shattered the once strong wall in front of me. For some reason, she always knows where my weakest points are and charges full force into them. She always knows the worst thing to say to break my spirit.

It feels like I've stepped into a paradox where everything is topsy-turvey. Everything that was perfect was now dim and dark and grey. Everything I've believed in, or tried to anyway, was now rushing back at me in the face, yelling out the truth of everything I ever pretended wasn't.

I say what I say because everyone around me demands explaination for everything I do. And if I don't fulfil what I say within a short period of time, they say I only like to talk big. Along the way they threw in some discouragement too, for good measure, just to prove that they were right.

I personally feel that I am not doing a bad job. I am not completely useless. I started working since 12 and have acquired a powerful resume. I am equipped with skills that most people at my age don't, and I have the fucking ability to climb. I just choose not to because I want to spend more time with my dogs. Is it so fucking hard to understand?

I know that my theories and my thinking and my way of life may not be conventional, but it is to the best of what I think is right - striking a balance. Who are you to say that I am useless?

Using Lazy's words, the only person I've just began to trust again, breaks the bond between me and him. Are you happy now? Do you feel happy every single time you found the worst possible thing to say that makes me want to jump out the window in the worst possible way?

You make me sick. I hope I never become like that.

At this point, I actually don't care anymore. Some part of me actually saw this coming from far, far away. It's ok, you guys can continue to misunderstand me. Ah well.

Back to my cartoons.

The Journey Backwards


Then:



As it progresses:



Now:



Can't be bothered anymore.

Anyways pardon the funky drawings, I did them within minutes during lunchtime in office using Paint. Cool, eh?

MUAHAHAHAH~!


Top 10 Man-gina/She-nis Activities

Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina

10. Immediately go shopping for a vibrator
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half
8. See if he could finally do a split
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet
6. Cross his legs without rearranging his crotch
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 20 minutes
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too
1. Finally find that damn G-Spot

Things a Woman Would Do if She Woke up with a Penis

10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world
9. Get a blowjob
8. Find out what is so fascinating about "beating the meat"
7. Pee standing up
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently
5. Find out what it is like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm
4. Touch/shift herself in public without a thought as to how improper it might seem
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member, which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement
1. Repeat #9


So I guess that for either sexes, you become brainless when you have a penis. Bwahahaha~

Anybody here has a dog?


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The WITCH

The day the fire turned green. The very last part was my sister telling me not to put this clip online. So, naturally, here it is!

I can't wait to fucking move out of here

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*post edited so as not to air the dirty linen, and there's no where else I can speak out because I will get blackmailed. Again. So I think I shall suppress this.*

Yay to the "powers". You win again.

Fun?

I Enjoy Grossing People Out

The right side of my face is a bit swollen but it's not that obvious as to warrant a picture to show you guys. Or maybe I just don't want to show my swollen face here.

Anyways, I was very annoyed with the wire gauze I had to bite just now because it itched too much, so I took it out prematurely and contended with the blood.



Took at least 3 of these babies and the blood is still going strong. Now there's a patch of mushy soft gooey feeling thingy at the back of my mouth where the tooth used to be. Eewwww.

And you know what I'm doing right now at this very moment? ... Eating a burger. Right now. Very slowly and delicately because I can't open my mouth wide. So I have to nibble piece by piece.

You know something is wrong when you'd rather bear the pain than to go without your McDee's.

I Did It!


I was in so much pain that I went ahead and called up a relatively known dental clinic and got the first slot.

The doctor was a very nice man who understood my fears and took things very slowly. Thankfully, the tooth could be extracted by simply plucking it out. But the position of the tooth was so awkward that he had to give me 4 injections of anesthesia to make me feel nothing.

I did feel something though; I felt the tooth ripping out nerve by nerve. It pinched a little, but wasn't entirely horrendously painful as most would have me believe. There was surprisingly little blood when I rinsed after he extracted the tooth.

The damage was $120. Not very expensive considering the doctor was very nice and friendly and experienced.

It's painful and itchy now. Actually it's more itchy than painful, mainly because of the gauze I had to bite hard on for another hour. The gums around the area are hurting a lot too, because the tooth had been grinding against them for quite some time now and they're raw.

Do you want to see the tooth? Now for the weak-hearted.




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For some reason he included the blood when he put it into the bag. Nice.

Every Moment Awake Is Pure Agony


It is like a constant pain that never dulls. And with every minute the pain gets worse. The only solace I have is when I am asleep, and even that is fitful and broken.

Now that I have been forced awake yet again for the nth time (I don't wake up so early of my own free will. Nobody wakes up at 9am in the morning of their own free will.) I might as well stay up until I can find a way to get rid of this pain.

This horrible, sideways growing and back-of-mouth grinding WISDOM TOOTH!

I actually have all 4 already, but only this one on my upper right is causing me so much agony that I can't even think straight, much less sleep well.

I can't eat solids, it hurts when I yawn or even swallow liquids, I can't laugh, and you know what the worst part is? I have no money to have it removed.

My friendly HR deposited my cheque on Friday, which pretty much means I am still broke as of today until tomorrow afternoon. And what with people chasing after me for ridiculous loans every day since god-knows-when (They chase me to lend them money, not return them money), tbere's the added stress of my bike still in desperate need of servicing, and Mandy in desperate need of training. Not that she's an entirely bad girl, she just needs some fine-tuning.

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It is so annoying not being able to say certain things that I would like to say in a fit of annoyance and disappointment because of "the powers that be" that moniter my blog. Yes, not "power", but "powers"

I think I'll just pay a visit to the dental clinic when it opens in awhile. I think I'll just sign for the bill first even though I don't like to sign for big amounts. I read in forums that upper wisdom tooth can just be plucked out, so I hope it can be done during today's visit, else I will go crazy with pain tonight.

Argh.

You


.. are suffocating the fuck out of me.

This is one of the reasons I stopped blogging.

Give me some space!

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