Have taken out stuff about ah yang korkor because this blog is supposed to be ENTERTAINING. They can still be viewed at yet another blog, http://ahyangz.blogspot.com/ , so peeps who knew ah yang korkor can go have a look.


‘neways, this blog is for you, kenny.


Look what I found!





She was running away from a police officer





because she poked a fat lady at the bus stop with her quills. The fat lady scolded her and she poked her again. The fat lady got angry and asked her husband, who is a police officer, to come catch her and sell to karang guni.

He chase chase chase until they reach Africa. Then they saw this horny guy:





And the police guy told the caribou to help him chase my pet. The caribou searched high and low;





And then got tired, so he went to watch some cow porno





My pet was free! She hitchhiked in the pumpkin basket of this dog





And came back to Singapore. She landed at the esplanade, and the first thing she saw was :





Chang and Eng.


*end of story*

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Back to some good old men bashing jokes –


Women:

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart; knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.

Men:

Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and fixing shit.


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my buTT!





And finally..

*drumroll*

The most recent pic of the crazy Tans on their kusu island trip!