Been reading men bashing jokes again. Look:
Scientific Study: What Women Want
A study in London showed that the kind of "male face" a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features, and if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with a heavy pair of scissors shoved in his forehead.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
Yes, I believe that. If you’re not happy with it, prove me wrong then.
On a happier note, I have recently found enough evidence to suspect that THERE ARE ALIENS AMONG US! As they need to merge amongst us to find out how to destroy the human race, they have to first look like us.
Evidence 1:
A baby seated next to an alien disguised as a Buddha statue, who conveniently morphs into a convincing statue when it saw homo-sapiens (that’s humans to you) walking its way.
Evidence 2:
An alien starting to learn the art of disguising as humans. It starts with this baby who is left alone in his room for a moment while mommy’s cooking. It does a very persuasive impression but has yet to fool the baby’s mother herself.
Evidence 3:
The alien is getting better at cloning. It’s even got the blue eyes and expression of the baby right for once. Nobody knows when will the time come when they actually mistakes this alien being for their baby.
Evidence 4:
Seems that the alien has given up trying to clone a homo-sapien. Our complex characters have proven too difficult to be exactly like us. This alien in question has successfully morphed into a dog, and has been able to find out a little about humans from its mission. As they kill each other by sticking pins in each other’s rumps, this alien/dog absolutely refuses to go anywhere near the vet’s office.
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