Today’s crappy article:
In the past years, cats were afraid of dogs. Dogs were supposed to chase cats up the tree while the cats in question waited until someone kind rescues them from the tree. But in today’s world, radical changes have been found.
Cats were sighted not only ignoring warning signs, but pulling them down as well.
And due to some pathological fear of cats, dogs were spotted jumping on top of anything nearby in order to escape the menace of the cat
A whole row of police dogs were also sighted cowering in fear when a particularly fearsome cat waddled past.
Cats have also been so bold as to… as to… *ahem* just look at the next picture
This pic says it all.
Dogs, who have been man’s best friend since domestication,
are now being persecuted
Cats are forever freed.
While dogs are carted off to concentration camps
*end of crappy article*
For your information, I do not like cats more than dogs. I like all animals the same, well, maybe I favor wolves, but I treat them with probably more respect than I have for humans *sticks tongue out* because they have every right to exist as us.
*animal lover*
Anyways, this is how I felt today
Because I saw the girlfriend
Of this bloody lucky bastard
They must be having fun every night. I mean, all he has to do is just to lie between two poles!
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