Reality Tip of the day


It's important that, when you get a Significant Other (thereafter abbreviated as SO), to ensure that your friends like your SO and your SO likes your friends.

Try to get your friends to not pass judgement and scrutinize your SO. I'm pretty sure most people as SOs won't pass any judgement about your friends too fast because he'she'd be too worried about whether they like him/her or not.

Example: While out with your friends one day, he/she was talking to you about how he/she felt that time, and used a word that sounded pretty normal but somehow or other it offended your friend.

(Ok, I'm just using this post as an excuse to rant. Let me rant for a moment: So you think the word "sophisticated" must mean you lah? You really think you very sophisticated meh? I think sophisticated isn't a word for you. However, the words "petty" and "selfish" are. Big blardy fork.)

And your friend gives your SO that really kiam-pa (asking to be beaten), holier-than-thou face.

(You're just lucky Lazychoo is a person who thinks that time actually means something, or else even Lazychoo would've deserted you a long time ago.)

If your friends like to gossip about your SO, please make sure that your SO never get wind of it, because it feels like you're betraying him/her by gossiping together with them.

(I don't know and I don't care anymore whether you like me or not. I know I don't like you can, liao.)

If so becomes that your SO starts disliking your friends, he/she will give the exact attitude that a certain blog mistress is giving now. Rolling his/her eyes whenever they hear your friend's name, or clapping in glee when a gathering with that specific friend is called-off, or not wanting to go out with the entire group when that one friend is there, or blog about it and rant when you want to give the extra tickets to watch a show to your friend so you could all go together.

Du-lan. Super du-lan.

You think you very sophisticated, meh?